Last will

Chaim is lying in the hospital's infectious diseases department.
The patient's condition is almost hopeless.
Suddenly, the patient asks for a priest.
The request spreads like wildfire throughout the hospital. It couldn't be otherwise: a Jew facing death wants to be baptized!
A moment later, the director appears, accompanied by nurses and a priest, to whom Chaim addresses in a quiet voice:
"Please, Father, take a pen and paper. I want to dictate my last will".
The chaplain obediently sits down at the table, and the patient dictates:
"I am donating twenty thousand złoty to the synagogue on Tłumacki street..."
The director can't hold it in his nerves:
"Mr. Chaim, if you donate a lot of money to the synagogue, why did you call a priest and not a rabbi?"
The patient smiles:
"Mr. Director, are you out of your mind? To summon a rabbi to the infectious diseases department?!"