JOKES AND MORE

Three Jews are speculating what their grandchildren will say about them in 50 years.
The first one says:
- I would like my grandchildren to remember how good I was to do businesses
The second one says:
- I would like them to say how much I cared for my family
And the third one replied:...

Some concerned Jews are discussing a local miracle. One lumberjack found a baby in the forest, and since he had no way to feed it, he prayed. And all of a sudden, he grew breasts and fed a baby!
A skeptical listener asked: "Couldn't he find money or hire a wet nurse?"
One of the discussing Jews yelled:...

Two old Jews are talking:
- How is your relationship with your children?
- They treat me almost like God.
- How so?
- They rarely listen to me, almost never follow my orders, and sometimes pretend as if I do not exist, but when they need something, they call me!

Three Jews are sitting and talking.
One says: "I was in Berdychiv and listened to their rabbi. What a wise and learned man he is!"
The second Jew replied: 'Probably not as wise and learned as the tzaddik from Kock. This one could even do miracles!"
The third one replied: "Miracles, shmiracles. No one can match the rabbi from my village!"...