JOKES AND MORE

Two old Jews are talking:
- How is your relationship with your children?
- They treat me almost like God.
- How so?
- They rarely listen to me, almost never follow my orders, and sometimes pretend as if I do not exist, but when they need something, they call me!

Three Jews are sitting and talking.
One says: "I was in Berdychiv and listened to their rabbi. What a wise and learned man he is!"
The second Jew replied: 'Probably not as wise and learned as the tzaddik from Kock. This one could even do miracles!"
The third one replied: "Miracles, shmiracles. No one can match the rabbi from my village!"...