Incredible story...
Incredible story...
Herbie was a fishing fanatic. One day he found out about a small lake in the forest where the fishes jump on the hook themselves. So, in the weekend he packed his gear in the car and went there.
He found the lake, set up the rods and waited... an hour... two... three...Finally, the float twitched,
Herbie jerked... and pulled out... a huge piece of shit impaled on the hook.
Herbie swore badly and noticed that someone was standing behind him.
He turned around and said: "Look. I've been driving a long way here, and put so much efforts for what? For a shit?"
The guy said: "But you know, there's a legend associated with this lake. Just imagine, before World War I a boy and a beautiful girl lived here. They loved each other incredibly. But he was drafted into the army and after some time the news came that he was killed in the battle. And imagine that the girl came here, to the lake, and drowned herself out of great sorrow."
"Incredible," said Herbie,
"But that's not the end, sir. Well, after the war it turned out that the boy survived. When he found out about the girl, he came here, to the place where you're sitting, and drowned himself out of sorrow and great love!"
"That's a shocking story," said Herbie, "but what does it have to do with this shit?"
"I don't know. Someone must have shat in the lake."